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I have a problem

April 14, 2010 4 comments

Greetings, kind reader. Today I have a confession to make.
Have you ever gotten a song stuck in your head, but you didn’t know all the lyrics so the only part you did know (usually the chorus) replayed over and over?

This tune has been sucking on my subconscious like a pack of leeches sucking on your neck, and your arms are amputated leaving you powerless to retaliate.

I don’t even know the lyrics, so just the background beat and chorus is stuck in my head. One can only tolerate a tune for so long. At first it was catchy. My sentences would actually follow the beat and I’d break out in song. Seems a bit funny a first, but then it gets theatrical and I start dancing with my puppy. That’s when I realized I needed help. This problem has snow-balled into a self-perpetuating reminder of ice, babies, and ice-babies.

Confession: If we’ve ever conversed at some point in the past few weeks you’ll probably notice that I’d be looking at you and occasionally nod as you speak, conveying deep understanding and concern for the topic matter. But really the only thing going on in my head was “dun dun-dun dun dun dun dun.. ice ice baby..” replaying over and over like a broken record player. My apologies. I will fight to regain power of attorney over my mental synapses and ice baby.. –DAMNIT.

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