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Son, it’s time we had a little talk

Parenting can be tough, at the age of adolescence there comes a time parents will have to talk to their children about sex and cars. If you’d find it awkward giving the sex talk, why not kill two birds with one stone?

Here’s how it works:
Son, when a man loves a woman, and also a luxury vehicle, he may feel the urge to engage in the act of “driving.”

What happens is the man takes his ambition and inserts it into the road test, resulting in a “license.” Maybe you’ll get an L, or maybe an N. Keep going and you can get a Class 5. You’ll find out eventually. It’s completely up to you which car you want to ride, but don’t get too excited too early. I’ve seen the way that old beat down car at the used-cars dealership looks at you.

It’s never always easy, son. There will be times where your ignition just won’t start, no matter how many times you turn your key or think happy thoughts. Do not be alarmed. That’s when you know to put it back into the garage. You can try again later, but if problems persist you might want to reevaluate your choice of car.

Listen, some guys have bigger, nicer cars than others, okay? Nothing to be ashamed of. You see guys riding their shiny cars with the top down and loud music. I assure you this does not impress anyone. We all know those cars have been modified. Only thing that matters is she takes you from point A to point B. Believe me, I know what you’re going through. Anyway, here’s my copy of Car Magazine. Just flip through and let nature take its course.

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  1. May 6, 2010 at 11:37 am

    A really interesting and well thought out post. We have all been there I think. many thanks, and Im glad I came across such a good read on my random google search! Will be back for more.

    James

  2. May 6, 2010 at 11:52 pm

    Thanks James, there will definitely be more to come! 🙂

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