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Happy Mother’s Day!

May 10, 2010 2 comments

Yesterday was my mother’s birthday. It also happened to be Mother’s Day!

So HAPPY HAPPY birthday and mother’s day!! I was out with the family yesterday so didn’t have time to make a post. Thanks for everything mom!

Warning: Previous post isn’t as pleasant.

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Japan, you’ve done it again!

May 10, 2010 10 comments


Japanese Man-Bras: Man-Boobs Not Required
“More and more men are becoming interested in bras,” said Wish Room’s executive director. “Since we launched the men’s bra we’ve been getting feedback from customers saying, like, ‘Wow, we’ve been waiting for this for a long time,’ so I think there was a substantial customer base that was waiting to see this kind of product.”

Considering the previous trend about boy skirts, if you combine these two together I’d feel terribly sorry for those who mistaken guys as girls. It’s cool if you’re secret pleasure consists of dressing up in your girlfriend’s undergarments and cross dressing, but I’m curious as to which types of men would want to wear it. Men who roleplay? Men in fear of nipple bump exposure? Men with moobs? All I know is things can get dangerous when people can’t tell if you’re a girl or guy. *Ahem, I’m talking about you, mustache lady.

I mean, if I were a man with man bras, I can only imagine an awkward exposure of my bra strap would go something like this:

Guest in my home: Are… are those man bras sticking out of your drawer?

Me: Yeah, I.. uh.. hear they’re popular in Japan.. hey, why are you on the floor laughing at me. Now why are you texting your friends? Why are you typing the word “drag queen”? Now why are you phoning the newspaper to buy a section, and why are you asking them to put “complete moron” in bold text over my photograph?!

Only you, Japan. Only you.

Categories: News

Son, it’s time we had a little talk

May 6, 2010 2 comments

Parenting can be tough, at the age of adolescence there comes a time parents will have to talk to their children about sex and cars. If you’d find it awkward giving the sex talk, why not kill two birds with one stone?

Here’s how it works:
Son, when a man loves a woman, and also a luxury vehicle, he may feel the urge to engage in the act of “driving.”

What happens is the man takes his ambition and inserts it into the road test, resulting in a “license.” Maybe you’ll get an L, or maybe an N. Keep going and you can get a Class 5. You’ll find out eventually. It’s completely up to you which car you want to ride, but don’t get too excited too early. I’ve seen the way that old beat down car at the used-cars dealership looks at you.

It’s never always easy, son. There will be times where your ignition just won’t start, no matter how many times you turn your key or think happy thoughts. Do not be alarmed. That’s when you know to put it back into the garage. You can try again later, but if problems persist you might want to reevaluate your choice of car.

Listen, some guys have bigger, nicer cars than others, okay? Nothing to be ashamed of. You see guys riding their shiny cars with the top down and loud music. I assure you this does not impress anyone. We all know those cars have been modified. Only thing that matters is she takes you from point A to point B. Believe me, I know what you’re going through. Anyway, here’s my copy of Car Magazine. Just flip through and let nature take its course.

Categories: Tips

May the 4th be with you

Salutations! guess what day it is?! It’s Star Wars Day! It’s not an official holiday, just some clever nerds remodeled the catch phrase “May the Force Be With You!” to “May the Fourth Be With You!” Now would be a good time to whip out my light-sabre and break out in battle.

It’s been a couple weeks since I last posted, but I haven’t quit you yet, blog! What can I say, I have one of those things called a life. Unfortunately I’ve been spending most of it on one of those things called a job -which, by the way, I’ve exceeded my sales revenue goal of 2500, sitting in first place at my branch with 22000. So go Me!

Enough about work. So the world never ceases to amaze me. Sometimes it is blue, then it’s red, and when I’m tired it is black. When I’m awake things are odd and when I’m asleep they are even more odd. Greed and the act of scamming others for your own benefit is something I can’t even begin to comprehend. If you’re going to move forward in life, pushing others back isn’t the only way to do so. If you’re going to race, run faster. Cheating is for the weak. But people do it anyway.

I also don’t understand why people are so quick to act on their emotions when there is a misunderstanding. To avoid unnecessary tension between conflicting beliefs, people should be open to alternative, negotiable ways to convey our beliefs as well as being open to different values/perspectives. Not only is it peaceful, it’s also a learning opportunity.

-But nope! Because if one side is ignorant enough to only see one view and strongly claim its validity, you can sure as hell speculate they may resort to measures equivalent to their level of ignorance and hostility to present that belief. That’s when one should realize when to just end the discussion. After all, if you argue with a fool, the spectators won’t be able to tell the difference.

Luckily there are some things I do understand. I understand Calvin and Hobbes comics and food. Those are the rules of the world.

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