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1. Swiss cheese contains holes.
2. The more cheese there is, the more holes there are.
3. The more holes there are, the less cheese there is.
4. Therefore, the more cheese there is, the less cheese there is!

Make sense? So tell me, which would you prefer:
Q: Intelligence or a cheese sandwich?
A: A cheese sandwich.
Nothing is better than intelligence, but a cheese sandwich is better than nothing!

It’s kinda fun playing with words… you could justify any argument that’d otherwise be invalid.

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